Thanksgiving Jokes: Hilarious Jokes for Kids to Gobble Up

A Turkey's Thanksgiving Wish

Why did the turkey cross the road on Thanksgiving?
To get to the other side... of the mashed potatoes!

A Thankful Cranberry's Story

What did the cranberry say to the turkey?
I'm so thankful I'm not the one getting stuffed!

Thanksgiving Jokes: Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

by Arnie Lightning

4 out of 5

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The Pumpkin's Pie Dilemma

Why was the pumpkin pie so upset?
Because it was afraid of getting a whipped cream!

The Gobbler's Thanksgiving Banquet

What's a turkey's favorite thing to eat on Thanksgiving?
Turkey dinner! (They're a little narcissistic like that.)

The Pilgrim's Harvest Humor

What did the Pilgrim say to his wife after a long day of harvesting?
My squash is squashing!

The Gratitude of the Sweet Potato

Why was the sweet potato so grateful?
Because it was mashed with butter and marshmallows!

The Cornucopia's Joke Bonanza

What do you call a cornucopia filled with jokes?
A pun-derful harvest!

The Gravy's Seasoning Sass

Why did the gravy get a big head?
Because it thought it was the most important part of the meal!

The Turkey's Post-Dinner Delight

What did the turkey say after a satisfying Thanksgiving feast?
I'm so full, I'm stuffed like a... turkey!

The Thanksgiving Feast Feast-ival

What's the best part of a Thanksgiving feast?
The food coma afterwards!

Gobble Gobble Till You Wobble

What do you call a turkey that can't stop dancing?
A gobble-gobbler!

Cranberry Sauce or Cranberry Juice?

What's the difference between cranberry sauce and cranberry juice?
One is jelly and the other is juice-y! (Get it?)

The Green Bean's Thanksgiving Serenade

What's a green bean's favorite song to sing on Thanksgiving?
"Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Bean!"

The Stuffing's Secret Ingredient

What's the secret ingredient in stuffing?
Lots of love and laughter!

The Turkey's Thanksgiving Dream

What's a turkey's ultimate Thanksgiving wish?
To have a drumstick party with all its friends!

The Pumpkin Pie's Autumnal Delight

What do you call a pumpkin pie that's always happy?
A grin-kin pie!

The Harvest Moon's Thanksgiving Glow

What color is the harvest moon on Thanksgiving?
Pumpkin orange, of course!

The Cornucopia's Abundance of Joy

What's the best thing about a cornucopia?
All the happiness and blessings it holds!

The Mayflower's Thanksgiving Voyage

What did the Pilgrims sing while sailing on the Mayflower?
"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Life is but a dream!"

The Thanksgiving Family Tradition

What's a Thanksgiving family tradition that's always a hit?
Watching "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" together!

The Cranberry's Festive Dance

What kind of dance do cranberries do on Thanksgiving?
The cranberry conga!

The Turkey's Post-Feast Snooze

What do you call a turkey that's sleeping after a big Thanksgiving meal?
A stuffed bird!

The Pumpkin's Halloween Costume

What costume does a pumpkin wear on Halloween?
A squash-querade!

The Thanksgiving Turkey's Excuse

Why did the turkey cross the road twice on Thanksgiving?
To prove that he wasn't a chicken!

The Cornucopia's Thanksgiving Gift

What does the cornucopia give to the Thanksgiving table?
An abundance of joy and gratitude!

The Harvest Moon's Autumnal Glow

What color is the harvest moon on Thanksgiving?
A beautiful pumpkin orange!

The Pilgrim's Thanksgiving Meal

What did the Pilgrims eat for their first Thanksgiving meal?
Turkey, stuffing, cranberries, vegetables, and pumpkin pie!

Thanksgiving Jokes: Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

by Arnie Lightning

4 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	7920 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	25 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

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